Sunday, October 30, 2011

Happy Halloween

Amongst the vampires and the skeletons and the ghouls and ghosts, there lurks something scarier. Something way scarier. Scarier because unlike the zombies and the ninjas, it's real. Scarily, awfully, terribly real.

For your real Halloween fright this year, watch this video and if it doesn't give you the goosebumps, or the heeby-jeebies, then you are probably a zombie yourself.

This is part of the TLC guide to Halloween, and basically gives you all the ideas that you need to complete a transformation into a beauty pageant toddler - complete with fake tan, fake teeth, enough hairspray to make you choke, and oh, don't forget the blue eye make-up.

I wish I could say that no children were hurt in the making of this video, but I think we all know that that would be a lie.

Happy Halloween everyone.

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